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Twain, Mark

"The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn"

Said it warn't no fair test. Said his brother William was the cussedest joker in the world, and hadn't tried to write- he see William was going to play one of his jokes the minute he put the pen to paper. And so he warmed up and went warbling and warbling right along, till he was actuly beginning to believe what he was saying, himself- but pretty soon the new old gentleman broke in, and says:


? ? ? ? "I've thought of something. Is there anybody here that helped to lay out my br- helped to lay out the late Peter Wilks for burying?"


? ? ? ? "Yes," says somebody, "me and Ab Turner done it. We're both here."


? ? ? ? Then the old man turns towards the king, and says:


? ? ? ? "Perhaps this gentleman can tell me what was tatooed on his breast?"


? ? ? ? Blamed if the king didn't have to brace up mighty quick, or he'd a squshed down like a bluff bank that the river has cut under, it took him so sudden- and mind you, it was a thing that was calculated to make most anybody sqush to get fetched such a solid one as that without any notice- because how was he going to know what was tatooed on the man? He whitened a little; he couldn't help it; and it was mighty still in there, and everybody bending a little forwards and gazing at him.


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