" We are glad the rule has been adopted, as there is no doubt
that the continental system is the best. We have been pained beyond
measure, as no doubt all of the school board have, at hearing the scholars
pronounce Latin by 'tother system. No longer ago than last Saturday, when
we were in Mons. Anderson's, a girl came in and asked for a pair of Latin
corsets, by the Onalaska system of pronounciation. The clerk, not
understanding, went and got a pair of those undershirts and drawers,
complete in one number, with no tale to be continued. The girl blushed,
the clerk did not understand, and we had to explain by the continental
system, and the girl got her corsets, but suppose there had not been a
Latin scholar standing around there waiting for his wife to buy a package
of safty pins, what a predicament the girl would have been in. On behalf
of the people, THE SUN thanks the board of education for adopting the
continental system of pronounciation, only they ought to go further, and
make it a crime punishable with suicide for anybody to pronounce it in any
other way. There has been suffering enough by pronouncing it the old way.
PECK'S BAD BOY AND HIS PA.
HE IS TOO HEALTHY.
"There, I knew you would get into trouble," said the grocery man to the
bad boy, as a policeman came along leading him by the ear, the boy having
an empty champagne bottle in one hand, and a black eye.
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