He
went up and paid his ten cents, and was about to kiss her when he noticed
that her mouth was one of those large, open face, cylinder escapement, to
be continued mouths. It commenced at the chin and went about four chains
and three links in a northwesterly direction, then around by her ear,
across under the nose and back by the other ear to the place of beginning,
and containing twelve acres, more or less.
The traveling man said he was only a poor orphan, and had a family to
support, and if he never came out alive it would be a great hardship upon
those dependent upon him for support, and he asked her as a
special favor that she take her hand and take a reef in one side of the
mouth so it would be smaller. She consented, and puckered in a handful of
what would have been cheek, had it not been mouth. He looked at her again
and found that the mouth had become a very one-sided affair, and he said
he had just one more favor to ask.
[Illustration: "GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"]
He was not a man that was counted hard to suit when he was at home in
Chicago, but he would always feel as though he had got his money's worth,
and go away with pleasanter recollections of Kalamazoo, if she would
kindly take her other hand and draw the other side of her mouth together,
and he would be content to take his ten cents' worth out of what was left
unemployed.
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